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AskMen Lists The Top 10 Subtle Ways To Tell Your Girl She's Fat
By making her ask for more food, you might succeed in shaming her into an acknowledgment of her recent weight gain.
shaming her? SHAMING HER? you despicable fucks.
do you really think a girl isn’t keenly observant of every change in her body? every new stretchmark, each new freckle, bones you could or couldn’t see before, bumps that were never there, bulges where there didn’t used to be?
we scrutinize ourselves to the point where it’s hard to feel anything but a dull, painful loathing for our bodies. we yearn to find someone who accepts us how we are and even when we do we continue to struggle for change.
in the end it really doesn’t matter what you think of how we look because only when we are pleased with our appearance ourself will we think of it as a non-issue.
so being this manipulative makes you look pathetic. if you’re not happy with the way your girlfriend or wife looks- tell her. and if you don’t have the balls to do that ask yourself why. because you don’t want to hurt her? then why would you sneak around trying to trick her into losing weight? that’s a SHITTY THING TO DO. it makes you a SHITTY PERSON.
if appearance matters that much to you, maybe you’re not with the right person. the right species, even. because the human body grows and changes continuously until we die. and if you aren’t prepared to deal with dying next to a different face and body than the 25 year old you married, maybe it’s time for you to grow the fuck up and learn a few more things about life and people before bestowing your sleazy excuse for an existence upon another person for the rest of their days.
(Source: newwavefeminism)
Reblog this and see what you get (:
1: You’re ugly.
2: I hate your tumblr.
3: I love your tumblr.
4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
6: You’re hot.
7: You’re gorgeous.
8: You’re pretty.
9: I want your number.
10: I’m on your blog often.
why do you people do this to yourselves? because there isn’t enough spontaneous anon hate, let’s just go ahead and bait them. fucking GIVE them the option to tell you you’re ugly and to tell you they hate your tumblr. what is wrong with you people? you are so goddamned starved for attention you crave the hate of strangers. you are pathetic. you delight in warm and appreciative anons but secretly i know you thrive on the attention that a hate message warrants. you live to be showered in “oh that anon doesn’t know what they’re talking about u r da best”s- you don’t HAVE to post hate but you DO and you don’t counteract them like you could because you LOVE it.
admit it.
you love it.
do you know WHY she talks about weight?
because the people who interview her insist on bringing it up as if it’s her only defining factor. like it’s her biggest obstacle. and the only thing that sets her apart from mainstream pop artists. nevermind her astoundingly powerful voice and amazing range.
they ask her how she feels about the pressure to be thin and what it’s like to be a plus sized music star. what’s she going to say? apparently it’s what people want to know.
she doesn’t just open up conversations with “so today, i was fat and…”
shut the fuck up. i hate you all.
OH WAIT. I FORGOT THE WORST PART OF GLEE.
GWYNETH PALTROW HOW DARE YOU DO ADELE NO ONE CAN DO ADELE BUT ADELE AND ALSO BIG FAT BLACK LADIES AND OTHER PEOPLE WITH BIGFATBLACKLADYVOICES YOU SUCK THEY CHANGED THE WORD PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU CANT HIT THAT NOTE LIKE ADELE I HATE YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING GET OFF THAT SHOW AND THE PLANET YOU ARE NOT A SINGER GO BACK TO SHITTY MOVIES LIKE SHALLOW HAL.
it’s that time again. GLEE RANT.
actually i wanted to say was…
WHERE DID THAT GOSPEL CHOIR COME FROM.
i really don’t like this show.
i made a short video because i was infuriated at the decibel of this bitch.
DEAR GLEE,
i think your demographic includes a much younger audience than you’ve taken into account with your past two episodes.
yes, you did show all the negative effects of drinking like a hangover with sweet sunglasses and a headache and purple vomit everywhere BUT. i really don’t think your epic party scene really got the proper message across.
in this week’s episode, the theme is SEXY. will calls it their SEXY LESSON. gwyneth paltrow’s character says “sex is like hugging but wetter.” WHAT. are you serious? she also calls the girls in the celibacy club “frigid.” really? it is true, like she says, that celibacy is not as realistic as people might like to think it is but we are talking about pregnancy prevention. and a comprehensive sex education that includes options other than “abstinence only” educates kids on safe sex which is the second best way to not get knocked up.
FUCKING SUE SYLVESTER SAYS, “i like my enemas piping hot.” that is wildly inappropriate.
lauren tells puck it’s his lucky day and he says, “you’re finally gonna let me motorboat those twins?” oh. classy.
will sings a totally sexed up too-falsetto-nauseating tango version of kiss and it sucked. just throwing that in there.
and i think emma’s attitude towards sex is stupid. just sharing.
okay, okay. it wasn’t all bad. ms. holiday does tell santana and brittany to open up a line of communication between them to help begin to define their relationship. that’s good. but she calls it their secret sexy circle or something. what. she also stops puck and lauren from making a sex tape due to its qualification as child pornography. thats good.
i did really like “landslide” though. but mostly i just like the dixie chicks.
i don’t really know where this rant went. goddammit.
the beginning of this was just COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE.
in addition to yesterday’s rant.
[yesterday’s rant here.]
puck sang ‘fat bottom girls’ to lauren. who by the way- was in a show called “huge” before she was on glee. COOL.
and although she addressed the fact that it made her feel like shit for being called out, what the fuck.
why is that necessary? WHY. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THESE PEOPLE WHO WRITE FOR THESE SHOWS FEEL THEIR ONLY STORY LINE OPTION FOR CHARACTERS PLAYED BY FAT ACTORS HAS TO INVOLVE THEIR WEIGHT. IT IS SUCH BULLSHIT.
this continues to infuriate me.
in other news, why wouldn’t blaine change this song to ‘baby boy.’ he’s singing to a fucking boy.
CAN I JUST RANT FOR A FUCKING SECOND.
why is it that when a character is fat on a tv show their weight HAS to be a pivotal part of their storyline?
the girl in glee who comes in at the last minute after she rescues puck from the portapotty or whatever. why did the conditions she joined glee on revolve around food? like she needed a certain kind of candy in order to perform. fuck that.
it fucking makes me furious.
and mercedes’ center struggle in glee was that she was lonely/didn’t have a boyfriend/was fat. but she’s gorgeous. why not focus on that. why does the fat girl HAVE to be lonely. why can’t the show focus on her struggle to deal with divorced parents or something.
not all fat people relate to being lonely or relate to bingeing or relate to being ridiculed.
why can’t actors that are fat just be actors that are fat. why do they have to be fat actors.
don’t write a fucking script for a fucking fat person to appeal to what you think is your stereotypical fat demographic.
THIS MAKES ME SO MAD. THIS PROBABLY DIDN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
/rant.
